Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I want you more than these girls want KFC
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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