toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Just high enough for therapy.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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