just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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