honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize