She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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