me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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