how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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