I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day â¤ï¸
I am mentally ready for anal.
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