You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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