You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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