She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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