her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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