Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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