I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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