So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
ok first of all what the fuck
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