Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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