Small penises have feelings too.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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