I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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