xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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