Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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