I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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