Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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