i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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