thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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