I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize