physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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