i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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