I wish life had little blips of pornography
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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