Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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