We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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