Grow some girl-balls and come out already
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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