Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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