that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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