i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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