You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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