But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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