Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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