The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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