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oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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