walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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