If that was your dad, he is hot
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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