Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I think I am morally bankrupt
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
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how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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