I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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