What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I need a beard to bite.
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Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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