I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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