i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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