That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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