dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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