He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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