those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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